Couch Wisdom with Dingo

happy holidays everyone. today is thanksgiving and i hope all of you are with ones that you love, enjoying their company. todays perscription is to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and smile. thats it. that will keep you going for a long time. have fun everyone. dont do anything stupid. i dont want any accident stories or anything like that. enjoy the holiday and be responsible........well somewhat responsible. if any of you know me, you know ill be doing some major partying today too. well have fun and hug a loved one for me. smile and enjoy this day....you deserve it.

posted by dingo @ 12:10:00 PM 0 comments

i feel funny, oh so funny, i feel funny and sunny and bright.


i fucking hate musicals.............(bonnie this is nothing against you)



okay, i dont hate musicals. i only dont like them because i cant sing.

posted by dingo @ 12:22:00 AM 0 comments

partied like a rockstar last night. feeling good this morning. can i ask for anything more.....other than tacos?

posted by dingo @ 12:22:00 PM 0 comments

so my plan for this evening is as follows:

5:30 go pick up fisher and bergman
6:00 eat pizza and drink beer with my parents for my birthday dinner
7:45 take off from my parents to stop by a buddy's place
9:00 leave there to go to another buddy's place
10:00 find myself at Foul Shots (a local bar located near my apartment)
1:00am after closing the bar and 3 hours of letting everyone get me trashed, ill stumble home and try to get some sleep before my classes on thursday.

if you arent doing anything and are in the bloomington/normal area, come on by and celebrate the day i was brought into the world......i know odd thing to celebrate.

posted by dingo @ 2:20:00 PM 0 comments

hey everybody, today is my birthday. i normally dont announce it but since i think only about 3 people look at this i felt that it was safe to say. im 22.....

despite popular belief, you never feel older on your birthday.

posted by dingo @ 1:28:00 AM 0 comments

hello all. i feel like shit. my head hurts. that pretty much sums up my day. other than i found some more blogs to read. adal and courtney are wonderful people and i cant wait for them to return to isu and stop making me jealous about them being in england. yup, thats been my day.

i know. exciting isnt it?

posted by dingo @ 12:01:00 AM 0 comments

just to update anyone that actually takes a look at this blog.

i am still behind in my classes
i still indulge myself into things i shouldnt
it has still been way too long since i had sex
i have to jet off to work

ill update later.

posted by dingo @ 1:40:00 PM 0 comments

okay, so i have decided that the best curse word in the world has to be "wanker." it works with anything. go ahead try it.

posted by dingo @ 6:00:00 PM 0 comments

tacos.......mmmmmmm

posted by dingo @ 5:27:00 PM 0 comments

best line of a song ever--

nothing from nothing leaves nothing

the questions of the cosmos are answered with this line.

posted by dingo @ 5:27:00 PM 0 comments

i am amazed by how much you can learn from the food network. i am also amazed that i allow myself to sit infront of the television and become ingrossed in television programs that all they involve is making food.

posted by dingo @ 1:09:00 PM 0 comments

there is nothing quite like watching bad science fiction, drinking a milk shake from steak n shake and knowing that you should be doing massive amounts of studying........

posted by dingo @ 1:59:00 AM 0 comments

alright. my friend cammie told me about this site . i checked it out and came up with the following tid bits from my dream.

sniper
to dream that you are being attacked by a sniper represents hidden aggression that i need to acknowledge.

gun
to dream that someone is shooting me with a gun suggests that i am experiencing some confrontation in my waking life.

brother
a brother in my dream can serve to remind me that someone in my life has certain characteristics/behaviors that are similar to my borhter's.

friend
signifies aspects of my personality that i have rejected. but am ready to integrate these rejected parts into my personality. the relationships that i have with those around me are important in learning about myself.

death
to dream about the death of a loved one, suggests that i am lacking a certain aspect or quality that the loved one embodies.

killing
to dream that you kill someone dorewarns that heavy stress may cause me to lose my temper and self-control.

killer
i am standing up for myself and putting a dramatic end to something

woods
to see woods in my dream represents life, fertility, rejuvenation, and spring. it also symbolizes the unknown and the unconscious. i may be discovering my instictual nature.

fortress
to dream that you are confined in a fortress, signifies that enemies will succeed in putting you in an undesirable situation.

stone
to see rough stone represents my quest to recognize and develop my self-identity. part of this quest is to become aware of my unconschious and suppressed thoughts.

woman
to see a woman in my dream represents nurturance, passivity, caring nature, and love. altrenatively, it may indicate temptationa dn guilt. if i know the woman, then it may symbolize the concerns and feelings i have for her.

running
running from an attacker suggests that i am not facing and confronting my fears.



well, i dont know what the hell that all means, but i know that i really beat the shit out of my fears with my not so passive agressive ripping off of the snipers arms and killing him with his bloody stumps.

posted by dingo @ 12:45:00 AM 0 comments

okay, so i had the BEST dream last night. i dreamt that the sniper was after me. the dream lasted what seemed like an hour and a half. i kept seeing the lazer sights everywhere and i was dodging out of the way all the time. i did get shot, but in the leg. my buddy got killed but then i revenged him and ripped the sniper apart. i set up a trap were a lookalike would position himself in the open. i snuck up on the sniper and ripped his arms off. i know. it was violent but thats what happened. i then preceded to bludgeon the man to death with his own arms. it was intense and very real. when i got shot, i could actually feel the bullet in my leg every time i moved. crazy i know.


maybe i should go drinking more often.............

posted by dingo @ 2:37:00 PM 0 comments

I had a great time last night. I went out dancing with three beautiful women and a couple. I had a blast! i was very intoxicated and i danced alot-which is interesting because i dont usually like going to clubs. i also got a round of 6 shots for free. the manager was hanging out near the bar when i walked in. i ordered 5 tequila shots, an amaretto sour, a 7 and 7, and a 32oz absolut and 7up in under 5 minutes. i guess the manager saw that i was serious about my drinking last night. it was nice to feel like a high roller for once.

posted by dingo @ 2:34:00 PM 0 comments