Couch Wisdom with Dingo

have you ever wondered why everyone else in the world around you is so fucking retarded? i have. day started with waking up to loud ass crappy music from the guys that live below me. then i went to work. we had signs up all over saying where people should go to get tickets and pick up tickets that are already paid for. so then why did everyone come right up to me and ask me to give them their tickets. i could have shot someone. and now i get to go back. i cant wait. if their is a homicide in bloomington/normal, it may be because of me.



okay so i wont kill anyone. but i may give someone a very stern look.

posted by dingo @ 5:43:00 PM