Couch Wisdom with Dingo

hey everybody, take a real test. copy the questions and let everyone know what you really think. shout out to Bernard Pivot for this one.


What is your favorite word?
-fuck
What is your least favorite word?
-bigot
What turns you on?
-ingenuity
What turns you off?
-stupidity
What sound do you love?
-laughter
What sound do you hate?
-screaming(in pain or fear)
What is your favorite curse word?
-mother fucker
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
-writer
What profession would you not like to participate in?
-number cruncher
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
-Heh, and you thought you wouldn't make it....

posted by dingo @ 9:19:00 PM