Couch Wisdom with Dingo

whenever i feel down, i think about the siamese twin who's brother is gay and his boyfriend is coming over and they share the same asshole.

posted by dingo @ 11:41:00 PM 0 comments

sing a song everyday
keep your voices high and gay
if everyone would sing a song
never would the world go wrong

posted by dingo @ 1:02:00 AM 0 comments

ahhhhh one of those damn web quizes again................

posted by dingo @ 2:02:00 PM 0 comments

the journey has ended
the tale has been told

and i have just watched the final chapter in the greatest trilogy ever written and ever put on the silver screen.


damn, that was good!

posted by dingo @ 3:52:00 AM 0 comments

i am learning first hand the subtle nuance and the sheer gravity of serving on a jury firsthand.

posted by dingo @ 5:14:00 PM 0 comments

WE CAPTURED SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by dingo @ 10:32:00 AM 0 comments

college does funny things to a person.....


i was looking around my room today as i have spent my morning in my new baby duck yellow fleece pants that i made in costuming lab and i realized how much i have changed. i went from being a pretty innocent kid that, at times, could be the loudest and most annoying one in the room to a cynical bastard that thinks he knows everything and has a superiority issue to work out-but im still loud. i came to college in the fall of '99 with blonde highlights and a dream of teaching theatre. i will be leaving college in the spring of '04 with a a few addictions under my belt and in my past, wisdom beyond my years, friends that have flash flooded into my life-changed my world-and left just as quickly, and absolutely no idea what i will be doing or where i will be going.

i look around at the people that i have spent many nights talking, consoling, drinking with, and break a law here and there and i realize that i have lived the college life. i have done everything that everyone has ever told me that you are supposed to do in college. i have traveled to the largest city in the united states and spent way too much money and having way too much fun. i have lived with many different kinds of people. i have made friends with even more kinds of people. i have started smoking and started smoking. i have quit smoking and quit smoking. i have started smoking again. i have experienced any number of substances with life changing affects. my body has changed-alittle pudgy here, alittle aged under the eyes there. as da vinci said,"i thought i was learning to live, and i was actually learning to die."

as this semester ends and i look forward to the semester to come, i smile. i have done so much and learned so much that i dont think i would change anything that i have done. i am eagerly anticipating my departure from this university and from this town which i have spent all my life in. but for now, just this once, i am glad to be in college and glad that i still have alittle time left. hopefully i can make this last semester the dogs bollucks............and if not, there is always the real world.

posted by dingo @ 3:40:00 PM 0 comments

I GOT A D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by dingo @ 4:54:00 PM 0 comments

what do you get when you mix vodka and peppermints???

a very interesting gentleman at the suzy bogguss concert.

posted by dingo @ 7:26:00 PM 0 comments

i have committed myself to knowing that i will fail my physics final

posted by dingo @ 4:52:00 PM 0 comments

ahhhhhhh finals week. 1 down a self-evaluation paper and 3 more finals to go.

posted by dingo @ 8:55:00 AM 0 comments

imagine to my surprise i am procrastinating once again. for the love of ba-dang-ga-dang get the the #%&! out of this town.

posted by dingo @ 12:51:00 AM 0 comments