Couch Wisdom with Dingo

Changed the name. Not that I think anybody reads this anyway. I need to get some things added like comments, links, images, etc. I'm gonna get Pete to help me out. Hopefully it will work out in a few days. Til then, I think I'm just posting to myself.

posted by dingo @ 12:57:00 AM 0 comments

LESSON 3:
It is true that love at first sight is not scientifically proven, but I will attest to the fact that it does happen. I have been at a bachelor party all day, and the festivities ended after we left the Kappa Kabana. Now, for those of you that do not know where this is, I will clarify. Kappa is a small town outside Bloomington/Normal. It houses a gentlemen's club-the Kappa Kabana. I fell inlove tonight with a girl from Colorado. She was just in town this weekend for a wedding and I will never see her again, but I have to say that I am right now, completely smitten with this beautiful woman. So put that done on the books. Dingo experienced love at first sight.

posted by dingo @ 4:32:00 AM 0 comments

Hey everybody. It's me again. Well I forgot to post last night so I am doing it this morning.

LESSON 2:
Whenever you are down about something or just bored and the usual fair will just not do, take a trip down the street to your local Steak n Shake. Order a chocolate shake to go and continue driving. Comence conversation while still in the car.
(I think I forgot to mention that this activity requires at least a 2nd person)
When the shakes are gone, drive home. say goodbye to your companion(s). Climb the stairs to your apartment and enter your apartment. Make a lot of noise coming in so your roommates think you are a burglar. Defend yourself with the plastic cup which was formally full of chocolate wonderfulness. Have a good laugh at the expense of your roommates bedroom attire. Stumble into your room laughing and fall to your bed. Let yourself drift off as the chocolate substence in your stomach soothes you to sleep.

Time for a wake and bake.

Talk to you all later.

Dingo out.

posted by dingo @ 11:50:00 AM 0 comments

Hey.....its Dingo.

How are you all doing?

Okay now that we have that aside, sit down and lets roast one for awhile.

As you may know, my name is Dingo.
I lead a pretty happy and content life in the town of Normal, IL.
I am a college student at Illinois State University. I am attempting to walk away with an acting degree and a degree in theatre management as my backup.
Are you ready for Lesson 1?

LESSON 1:
Tonight is a beautiful night. If you want to experience something, take a look outside the closest window. Just sit there for a minute or two. Don't try to do anything, just sit. Watch the world. Take in everything you can see and just sit. Don't think. Don't look for something that you think will have some vast metaphorical signifigance. Just sit...........


All I have to say is, (after a long pause, I exhale)"Nice"

That is your lesson for this evening. Remember to take some time for yourself. Just sit and relax. The world is screwed up enough without you worrying about things 24/7.

Take another puff, and close the door when you leave.

Goodnight......

posted by dingo @ 12:00:00 AM 0 comments