Couch Wisdom with Dingo

WANTED
muse

qualifications:
1: must be beautiful(hey, its my muse)

2: must be single so no guilty feelings will be shared by anyone

3: must be able to smile and make the stars shine brighter then they ever have before

and most importantly

4: must be able to kick me in the ass everytime i fuck up my life

if you would like to inquire further please email bdyoung@ilstu.edu

posted by dingo @ 1:27:00 AM